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also, since the crab was "toned down" for the E3 demo. it should also be -20/-20

Snaking - 1UU
Enchant Creature

UU - Enchanted creature gains first strike and cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
"You snaking bastard! That's so broken!"

Edit: That's blUe, not Black.

"On A Plane"

--Enhancement

Turns Target Creature into "Flying" Creature

6[FU][FU][FU]
LOKI

Creature-OLR Host
*/*

2[FU]: Away: Ban all Female chatters who has a driver's licence.

LOKI's Power/Defense is equal to the number of games he doesn't like but he plays anyway just to get Gamerscore

Add a forum post on each turn. Delete a forum post: -5/-5 to any Apple User creature except for any Legendary creatures in play.

I've been playing Blazing Angels again, god that game is so bad...


*Note: Forum Post=counter

Eddy wrote:LOKI

Legendary Creature-OLR Host
*/*

2[FU]: Away: Destroy all Female chatters who has a driver's licence.

LOKI's Power/Defense is equal to the number of games he doesn't like but he plays anyway just to get Gamerscore

Fixed. It'd be better to have the hosts with supertype 'Legendary'

DT

Right, good point, wouldn't want too many of our OLR overlords in play do we.

DeathCake
Instant

Choose one -- You gain 3 life, or prevent 3 damage to target creature/player.

"I choose death -- no wait cake!"
-- Eddie Izzard

DT

hitstun wrote:Snaking - 1[FU][FU]
Enchant Creature

[FU][FU] - Enchanted creature gains first strike and cannot be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn.
"You snaking bastard! That's so broken!"

I have decided to make FU Black, so FIXED

Rise of the OLRmy
Creature - Organization
*/*

OLRmy's power and toughness are equal to twice the number of Listeners in Chat.
<CM><FU>, Away: Search your OLRmy for any Listener with 3 total segments or less and put it into your Mailbag. Then randomize your OLRmy.
Away: OLRmy slaps target host or creature with a number of large trouts equal to Rise of the OLRmy's power. Then ban it.

Mailbag = hand
CM = Cage Match

You need to add to LOKI's card this-

"Add a counter on each turn. Sacrifice a counter +5/+5 damage to any Apple User except for any OPS in play."

NeoDude0 wrote:Rise of the OLRmy
Creature - Collective Worshippers of our OLR Overlords
*/*

OLRmy's power and toughness are equal to twice the number of Listeners in Chat.
<CM><FU>, Away: Search your OLRmy for any Listener with 3 total segments or less and put it into your Mailbag. Then randomize your OLRmy.
Away: OLRmy slaps target host or creature with a number of large trouts equal to Rise of the OLRmy's power. Then ban it.

Mailbag = hand
CM = Cage Match

TOTALLY FIXED[/b]

Skype Line - 2WU
Artifact

T: Tap target creature. Deal damage equal to the creature's power to target OLR Host. Put a +1/+0 counter on that OLR Host.
"Hello, you're on the air."
"Hey, what's up, guys. You know who I am by now."
"Yeah, but our listeners might not know."
"Oh yeah, this is LegendOfZaku."

Bad Driving - 2BB
Enchant Creature

Target creature gains +3/-3 and trample when blocked.
"Auuuuuugh! Get off the road, dumbass!"

By the way, I'm not sure if I did it right, but in my posts I (did use) "B" for Blue and "Bk" for Black. You could say Bad Driving is 2[FU][FU].

Edit: Ah, corrected.

THIS IS FUN

I was about to make the I'm a Gay Robot card, but couldn't think of what to use instead of Enchantment...

We might try using MtG Editor (free, on the web somewhere) to make these. They look better that way.

[EDIT] For whoever was asking, in actual MtG, blue is <U> and black is <B>.

NeoDude0 wrote:I was about to make the I'm a Gay Robot card, but couldn't think of what to use instead of Enchantment...

We might try using MtG Editor (free, on the web somewhere) to make these. They look better that way.

[EDIT] For whoever was asking, in actual MtG, blue is <U> and black is <B>.

Dont forget hybrid mana.

DT