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skie

Legendary Creature - OLR Host

Legendary Rules don't apply
Protection from all colors
Vigilance
Haste Trample
Can't be targeted by spells or abilities

ryc3 wrote:1GUWR

skie

Legendary Creature - OLR Host

Legendary Rules don't apply
Protection from all colors
Vigilance
Haste Trample
Can't be targeted by spells or abilities

A good start, but don't forget P/T, and surely some flavor text?

DT

Bananaphone
<CM><CM>
Instant

All of target Host's Listeners are away. Then that Host is slapped with three large trouts.
Replicate <2><CM><CM> (As you play this spell, you may pay its replicate cost as many times as you want. For each time you do, copy this spell. You can choose different targets for the copies.)

"The song that won tonight's Cage Match was... *Bananaphone clip plays* Second place was me burping."
"I thought there wasn't a Song #4?"
"It was a write-in."
-- Episode 191

Forgot to add

Flying, Double Strike, and Can't be Countered If Skie were to be targeted by spells or ability end this game and play a side game.

7/7

"Soon... You'll feel my wrath."

skie
<5><CM><CM><CM>
Legendary Creature - Host
6/3

As long as you control a Creature named "LOKI", skie gets "<0>: Target Listener is away. Then target other Listener is back. Use this ability only once per turn."

As long as you control a Creature named "DarkSakura", skie gets "Target Listener becomes away: Add <CM> or <FU> to your show clips."

As long as you control a Creature named "DarkTetsuya" skie gets +0/+1 for each Listener you have in Chat.

"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!"
-skie

(Sorry, didn't have a good quote.)

And now...Fanboys.

Sony Fanboy - 3W
Fanboy 1/1
All Fanboys gain +0/+2.
"No, it's not called the PooS. That was PhotoShopped."

Microsoft Fanboy - 3G
Fanboy 1/1
All Fanboys gain +1/+1.
"Halo 2 is the best FPS ever!"

Nintendo Fanboy - 1UU
Fanboy 1/1
All Fanboys gain "T: Deal 1 damage to target creature or player."
"Yes, it's called the Wii. Get over it."

PC Fanboy - 2BBB
Fanboy 1/1
All Fanboys gain "T: Destroy target creature."
"Owned, noob."

Arcade Fanboy - 1RR
Fanboy 1/1
All Fanboys gain "R: This creature gains +1/+0 until end of turn."
"I just AAA'd Legend of Maxx on Heavy! Beat that!"

E3 - 3WGUBR
Sorcery
Deal 1 damage to all creatures and players for each Fanboy in play.
"PS3 sucks!" "360 sucks!" "Wii sucks!" "PC's suck!" "Arcades suck!"

How about If you know any hotties in the bay area...

Eddy wrote:Right, good point, wouldn't want too many of our OLR overlords in play do we.

Also, I have a few choice quotes, since his card was your idea you can pick the best one:

"OW MY FOOT! why did I shoot myself in the foot! OMG it hurts so bad!"

"I cant, for the life of me, get the hooker to have sex with me!"

"It's so much fun..."

DT

Fortune Cookie
(3)
Artifact

(1), T: Sacrifice Fortune Cookie. All players reshuffle their hands into their libraries and draw as many cards as they held previously.

"And now, here's your fortune cooke message of the day."
-- skie

DT

Right, and we need Lands/Mana...

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MtG equivalent: Swamp/Black

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MtG equivalent: Forest/Green

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MtG equivalent: Plains/White

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MtG equivalent: Island/Blue

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Basic Segment - News
MtG equivalent: Mountain/Red

Awww damn! I wished I could find where I put my damn M:TG set I made! I called it technological warfare and Sony was Swamp, Nintendo was Mountain, Google was Forest, Microsoft was Island, and I think Apple was Plain. I should find it and upload the file to here. You guys do know about MT:G card editor right?

Yeah, I mentioned it earlier. I don't recall if it can be edited to work on a different set of names, though.

The creator of MTG Editor was sued by Wizards and was forced to take down the file.

Ah, really? Didn't know that.

DeathCake (revised)
1(B)(G)*
Instant

Choose one -- You gain 3 life, or destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

"I choose death -- no wait cake!"
-- Eddie Izzard

* to avoid confusion I just used the default magic color scheme.

DT