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On the last show, May 20th, you uttered a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives. This infuriates the hell out of me, i almost wished i could reach into the speaker and knockout your 32s, you f**ing fanboy.

You are obviously stupid and "fanboyishly" ignorant.

If u dont know a goddamn thing STFU and stop misleading listeners.

Here's just a few Sony First Party Exclusives, you idiot:

1. Heavenly Sword
2. White Knight Story
3. Folks Soul
4. Eye of Judgement
5. SingStar
6. Lair
7. Home (not really a game, but "playable" nonetheless)
8. Hot Shots Golf 5
9. MGS4
10. God of War III
11. Killzone II
12. Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
13. Eyedentify
14. Grand Tourismo 5
15. WarDevil: Enigma
16. Afrika
17. Little Big Planet
18. Ratchet & Clank
19. The Getaway
20. WarHawk
21. Resistance 2: Rise of Man
22. Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising (?-Sony MMO)
23. Socom 4
24. Sly 4
25. Jak and Daxter 5
26. ATV Offroad Fury

Not to mention Possible third party exclusives:

Final Fantay XIII
Final Fantasy Vs. XIII
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

So think before u open your dirty fanboy mouth next time. Rob You're Awesome!!!.

bite-me wrote:now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

Anything exclusive to PC and Xbox can be considered a "Microsoft Exclusive", because with the only notable exception being Unreal Tournament, it's generally Windows-only anyways.

Also, I toned down your overzealous size and bold settings. If you need text to be that big, please change it in your browser, or even in your OS.
Not your entire individual post. (And please please PLEASE do not make ANY futher posts in that size/bold style.)

bite-me wrote:14. Grand Tourismo 5

If I had a dime for every person who writes GRAN TURISMO wrong, I definitely would be rich.

God I love the internet. This wouldn't be nearly as fun if I couldn't copy text exactly as written.

bite-me wrote:On the last show, May 20th, you uttered a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives.

A stupid statement as in one of many possible stupid statements that Sony is getting hosed by Microsoft on first party exclusives? Or just one of many possible stupid statements in general? Does the capitalization of Sony but not Microsoft change which set it's in?

bite-me wrote:This infuriates the hell out of me

bite-me wrote: you f**ing fanboy.

This is much funnier when juxtaposed properly.

bite-me wrote:Here's just a few Sony First Party Exclusives, you idiot:

[twenty-six first party Sony games in red font]

You know, this is actually a pretty excellent list. It didn't rely on any cheap tricks like including multiple games in a series as separate entries, or putting features in place of games. I also noticed that the games aren't even close to alphabetized, which means the writer didn't just copy someone else's list - he or she assembled it out of his or her own information and experience.

Which means either he or she has the PS3 first-party list prepared for just such an occasion, or he or she has spent the time to compile this list to prove a point on the internet.

bite-me wrote:you f**ing fanboy

Juxtaposed again for laffos.

bite-me wrote:Not to mention Possible third party exclusives:

Final Fantay XIII
Final Fantasy Vs. XIII
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

See immediately below.

bite-me wrote:now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

The qualifier to that sentence kind of hurts the ol' credibility, since it isn't really attacking the original statement ("a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives") but rather some new statement, which is possibly also a member of the stupid statement group but that is left undefined and therefore obscured. Irrelevant.

bite-me wrote:So think before u open your dirty fanboy mouth next time. Rob You're Awesome!!!.

List of terms curiously capitalized in this post:
- Rob You're Awesome
- Sony First Party Exclusives
- "Possible"
- "Sony" but not "Microsoft" or "Xbox"

OVERALL TROLL REVIEW:
Good, long flame post, but a little weak on some of the arguments. Bonus points for long, time-consuming list and humorous inconsistencies despite obvious effort, but ultimately still plenty of room to grow. Pairing the username with that as a first post was a nice touch.

TROLL RATING: B-

They see me trollin',
They hatin',
Bannin'
And tryin' to catch me postin' dirty.

By the way MGS4 is not first party.

bite-me wrote:On the last show, May 20th, you uttered a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives. This infuriates the hell out of me, i almost wished i could reach into the speaker and knockout your 32s, you f**ing fanboy.

You are obviously stupid and "fanboyishly" ignorant.

If u dont know a goddamn thing STFU and stop misleading listeners.

Here's just a few Sony First Party Exclusives, you idiot:

1. Heavenly Sword
2. White Knight Story
3. Folks Soul
4. Eye of Judgement
5. SingStar
6. Lair
7. Home (not really a game, but "playable" nonetheless)
8. Hot Shots Golf 5
9. MGS4
10. God of War III
11. Killzone II
12. Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
13. Eyedentify
14. Grand Tourismo 5
15. WarDevil: Enigma
16. Afrika
17. Little Big Planet
18. Ratchet & Clank
19. The Getaway
20. WarHawk
21. Resistance 2: Rise of Man
22. Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising (?-Sony MMO)
23. Socom 4
24. Sly 4
25. Jak and Daxter 5
26. ATV Offroad Fury

Not to mention Possible third party exclusives:

Final Fantay XIII
Final Fantasy Vs. XIII
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

So think before u open your dirty fanboy mouth next time. Rob You're Awesome!!!.

Out in 2007:
Forza 2
Tenchu Z
Vampire Rain
Project Sypheed (Published by Microsoft)
Blue Dragon
Halo 3
Fable 2
Mass Effect

2008:
Halo Wars
Kingdom Under Fire: Circle Of Doom
Lost Odyssey
Marvel Universe (MMO)
Infinite Undiscovery
Project Gotham 4
Too Human

3rd party in 2007:

Kengo Zero
Hour Of Victory
Warhammer: Mark Of Chaos
Ace Combat 6: Fires Of Liberation
Culdcept Saga
Moto GP 2007
Bioshock
War Tech Senko No Rondo
Call Of Juarez
America's Army 2 True Soldier
Naruto
Overlord

...and that's just the stuff announced so far. I could speculate on what will be coming later I guess. Plus there's titles with intended or unintended time exclusives like Rainbow Six Vegas, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2, Two Worlds, Monster Maddness, etc, and XBLA games (PSN is nowhere near catching up with them on this). Also let not forget what has already been released by both. Sony really needs to step it up. Promising me titles that will come out years from now is not the way to do it.

5/10

bite-me wrote:On the last show, May 20th, you uttered a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives. This infuriates the hell out of me, i almost wished i could reach into the speaker and knockout your 32s, you f**ing fanboy.

You are obviously stupid and "fanboyishly" ignorant.

If u dont know a goddamn thing STFU and stop misleading listeners.

Here's just a few Sony First Party Exclusives, you idiot:

1. Heavenly Sword
2. White Knight Story
3. Folks Soul
4. Eye of Judgement
5. SingStar
6. Lair
7. Home (not really a game, but "playable" nonetheless)
8. Hot Shots Golf 5
9. MGS4
10. God of War III
11. Killzone II
12. Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
13. Eyedentify
14. Grand Tourismo 5
15. WarDevil: Enigma
16. Afrika
17. Little Big Planet
18. Ratchet & Clank
19. The Getaway
20. WarHawk
21. Resistance 2: Rise of Man
22. Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising (?-Sony MMO)
23. Socom 4
24. Sly 4
25. Jak and Daxter 5
26. ATV Offroad Fury

Not to mention Possible third party exclusives:

Final Fantay XIII
Final Fantasy Vs. XIII
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

So think before u open your dirty fanboy mouth next time. Rob You're Awesome!!!.

Have you been outside lately?

LOKI wrote:

bite-me wrote:On the last show, May 20th, you uttered a stupid statement that Sony is getting hosed by microsoft on first party exclusives. This infuriates the hell out of me, i almost wished i could reach into the speaker and knockout your 32s, you f**ing fanboy.

You are obviously stupid and "fanboyishly" ignorant.

If u dont know a goddamn thing STFU and stop misleading listeners.

Here's just a few Sony First Party Exclusives, you idiot:

1. Heavenly Sword
2. White Knight Story
3. Folks Soul
4. Eye of Judgement
5. SingStar
6. Lair
7. Home (not really a game, but "playable" nonetheless)
8. Hot Shots Golf 5
9. MGS4
10. God of War III
11. Killzone II
12. Uncharted: Drakes Fortune
13. Eyedentify
14. Grand Tourismo 5
15. WarDevil: Enigma
16. Afrika
17. Little Big Planet
18. Ratchet & Clank
19. The Getaway
20. WarHawk
21. Resistance 2: Rise of Man
22. Gods & Heroes: Rome Rising (?-Sony MMO)
23. Socom 4
24. Sly 4
25. Jak and Daxter 5
26. ATV Offroad Fury

Not to mention Possible third party exclusives:

Final Fantay XIII
Final Fantasy Vs. XIII
Ninja Gaiden Sigma

now name 1st party xbox 360 exclusives that wont be coming to the PC as well.

So think before u open your dirty fanboy mouth next time. Rob You're Awesome!!!.

Out in 2007:
Forza 2
Tenchu Z
Vampire Rain
Project Sypheed (Published by Microsoft)
Blue Dragon
Halo 3
Fable 2
Mass Effect

2008:
Halo Wars
Kingdom Under Fire: Circle Of Doom
Lost Odyssey
Marvel Universe (MMO)
Infinite Undiscovery
Project Gotham 4
Too Human

3rd party in 2007:

Kengo Zero
Hour Of Victory
Warhammer: Mark Of Chaos
Ace Combat 6: Fires Of Liberation
Culdcept Saga
Moto GP 2007
Bioshock
War Tech Senko No Rondo
Call Of Juarez
America's Army 2 True Soldier
Naruto
Overlord

...and that's just the stuff announced so far. I could speculate on what will be coming later I guess. Plus there's titles with intended or unintended time exclusives like Rainbow Six Vegas, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2, Two Worlds, Monster Maddness, etc, and XBLA games (PSN is nowhere near catching up with them on this). Also let not forget what has already been released by both. Sony really needs to step it up. Promising me titles that will come out years from now is not the way to do it.

Damn you and your logic

DT

aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh fanboy raaaage!!!!!!!

.....sorry....i gotta go clean up....

Hey bite-me

Ya know...I don't often agree with Loki's views on things, but ya know even right or wrong he's funny as hell. If his views on things get you that riled up, then the solution is pretty damn simple: just shut the heck up and go elsewhere dude.

Ironic. In trying to prove LOKI to be a Microsoft fanboy, you've proven yourself a complete douche (and a Sony fanboy). The only way to prove that LOKI was wrong is to list the Microsoft and Sony exclusives side-by-side, which you obviously didn't do in your fanboyish fervor.

Oh and LOKI, don't forget Splinter Cell: Conviction for the 360 exclusives. And Vampire Rain isn't a 360 exclusive as far as I know, unless that's changed recently, or you know something we don't.

Shouldn't Eternal Sonata be on that list too?

Hey, there's no DDR games on PS3!