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As some of you know Film maker Uwe Boll challenged his critics to a boxing match... From a contest he selected 4 of his harshest critics... Scenes from the Boxing match will be used in his upcoming "Cinematic MasterPiece" Postal... The 4 people he selected for the fights were...

-Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka- From Something Awful

-Jeff Sneider- From Aint It Cool News

-Chris Alexander- From AM 640 Toronto

-Nelson Chance Minter- A 17 year old web critic


Heres the video to the fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbVb-W7GqI&eurl=


Since Uwe has a backround in boxing he easily took care of all of these guys but the last 2 guys were the only ones who put up a fight...

What he should have done was challenge these guys to a film making contest... At least then it would be evenly matched for everyone... Because beating up poor internet nerds like Lowtax doesnt make your crappy movies any better...

How about a real fight eh Uwe? Street fight? You and me go. Now. Im dead serious. Uwe if you see this, email me with the fighting arrangements. No gloves, no body armor, no nothing. You and me go, all out. Eye gouging, ball pulling, hair pulling, spitting, sh***ing, p***ing, everything all out. No hold back I mean it Uwe. SOB

ssj100matt wrote:beating up poor internet nerds like Lowtax doesnt make your crappy movies any better...

Of course, what it does do is make the first Uwe Boll video anybody's ever wanted to see :)

(for the record, I've never seen any Boll films)

WarriorBob wrote:(for the record, I've never seen any Boll films)

Keep it that way. Otherwise you'll have this incredibal urge to gouge your brain out with a spork.

YURILOVER wrote:How about a real fight eh Uwe? Street fight? You and me go. Now. Im dead serious. Uwe if you see this, email me with the fighting arrangements. No gloves, no body armor, no nothing. You and me go, all out. Eye gouging, ball pulling, hair pulling, spitting, sh***ing, p***ing, everything all out. No hold back I mean it Uwe. SOB

I hope you lose.

Even if this was sarcastic, it's still one of the msot ignorant and arrogant shitty posts I've ever seen anywhere.

Kinda STFU.

Sai-kun wrote:

YURILOVER wrote:How about a real fight eh Uwe? Street fight? You and me go. Now. Im dead serious. Uwe if you see this, email me with the fighting arrangements. No gloves, no body armor, no nothing. You and me go, all out. Eye gouging, ball pulling, hair pulling, spitting, sh***ing, p***ing, everything all out. No hold back I mean it Uwe. SOB

I hope you lose.

Even if this was sarcastic, it's still one of the msot ignorant and arrogant shitty posts I've ever seen anywhere.

Kinda STFU.

Ouch. Lol. I have to agree, though. Uwe would kick your ass (even if he does make crap movies.)

I read that he was kind of a jerk about it all too. He didn't provide anyone any protective gear or training, both of which were promised.
Still hate the guy, but in kicking Lowtax's ass, he probably fulfilled the dreams of quite a few other directors/authors/humans.

The problem with this fight is that the people he chose to fight had already seen his movies which incapicitaes them mentally.

Well it was just announced that Uwe will be making a Bloodrayne 2

this is according to 1up.com

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3154217


*deeeeeeeep sigh*

Im not even gonna bother ranting on this

beating a dead horse at this point, but apparently working with Dr. Boll is such an exhausting experience that Michael Madsen came to the set drunk more often than not. You'd really think that this would open the good doctor's eyes to the fact that he just sucks as a director. Reportedly decent boxer, godawful director.

Uwe Boll makes money, as do his German Investors, for the specific reason that movies flop so hard. Some loophole for investors to make an ROI on total crashes.

I read an article about it a while back, not sure if I ever bookmarked it :/, I'd love to reference it and post it again.

The money keeps people around...

VxJasonxV wrote:Uwe Boll makes money, as do his German Investors, for the specific reason that movies flop so hard. Some loophole for investors to make an ROI on total crashes.

I read an article about it a while back, not sure if I ever bookmarked it :/, I'd love to reference it and post it again.

The money keeps people around...

And, thanks to videogames, the difficult part (coming up with a story) is elminated entirely!

Only good thing about this is he's not immortal, he's gotta go sometime.

DT